Dialogue between a citizen from Washington D.C. with the Pizzeria where he frequently order Italian food for delivery:
- Google Pizzeria, good evening !
Excuse me !!!
- Google Pizzeria, Sir. May I take your order ?
But it’s not the “Washington” Pizzeria phone number ?
- It was Sir. but Google bought the pizzeria, and now the service is more complete.
Well, can you take my order, please?
- Why not, Mr. Gomez, do you want to order the pizza that you usually asks for ?
As usual ? Do you know me, do you know my name?
- By the caller ID and according to your phone number, we know that the last 53 times you called, ordered pizza with four cheeses and calabrese.
Oh, I had not noticed ! I want the same …
- Sir, may I suggest something ?
Of course. Do you have a new pizza deal on the menu ?
- No Sir. We have a very varied menu, but we wanted to suggest you order our pizza with the ricotta and the arugula.
Ricotta and Arugula? Nope ! I hate those things.
- But, sir, It would be very good for your health. In addition your cholesterol is not within the accepted parameters …
What the .. ?
- We have recent information from your laboratory and it is what it reports
Nope, what I want it’s a soft cheese pizza or salad. That’s why I take my cholesterol medicine and eat what I want …
- Sir., I’m sorry, but I think you have not taken your medicine lately.
How do you know that ?
- According to the data report of the specialized pharmacies in the city, the last time you bought your cholesterol medication was 3 months ago. And the box has 30 tablets. Also your credit card issued the same report.
What the heck ….?
- You always buy your medicines at the Sorrento Pharmacy, which offers you discounts if you pay with a credit card from Banco BANK. According our database and your expenses, for three months nothing has been bought there, but you had used your card in other stores, which indicates that you still have it. And has not mislaid it.
… And if I had paid in cash at the pharmacy, what do you tell me now ?
- You pay $ 200 weekly in cash to your domestic employee and the rest of your expenses are done with a debit or credit card.
How do you know what my employee earns ?
- You pay for retirement …
Go to the ……!
- Sir, I’m sorry, but it’s all on my screen. I have an obligation to help you. I think you should re-schedule the appointment with your doctor and update the results of the tests did last month so that you can adjust the medication.
So …. I’m rotten INTERNET, COMPUTER, THE XXI CENTURY, THE LACK OF PRIVACY, THE DATABASES, OF YOU …
- But, sir …
Pls Shut up! I’M GOING TO CHANGE WELL AWAY FROM HERE. To the Fiji Islands or to any part that does not have the Internet, computers, telephone or people watching me all the time …
- I get it…
I WILL USE MY CREDIT CARD FOR THE LAST TIME to buy a plane ticket and go well away.
- Well, Mr. Gomez …
YOU CAN CANCEL MY PIZZA.
- Perfectly. Is CANCELLED. One more thing, sir …
NOW WHAT …. ?
- Your passport had expired.